An Absolutely Incredible Video Montage Of All Our Favorite (Currently) Alive Game Of Thrones Characters Takes Us Into The Battle Of Winterfell

If one of the suits at HBO are reading this blog, please find the person that made this video and hire them to direct one of the Game of Thrones prequels that have been approved. I knew I mentally wasn’t prepared to watch The Battle of Winterfell after I rewatched last Sunday’s episode that gently reminded us why we love all of these characters. But after watching that video with all the development, interactions, and bacstory of these incredible chacters, I now realize I am not even CLOSE to ready for the carnage that is about to unfold on our television screens.

We have gone two weeks without any legitimate deaths in Thrones, no offense Ned Umber whose own family probably didn’t even care he got sliced and diced. The scoring in the GoT death pools have resembled fantasy teams that were built around Arizona Cardinals and Jacksonville Jaguars. However tonight that is all likely going to change. There is a storm coming and we are in the endgame now. Did I just reference quotes from two different comic book movies set in different universes? Yes. But that’s only because I am fucking TERRIFIED I am about to lose some of my best fake friends tonight, especially after Sophie Turner Sansa Stark tweeted this.

We will record our reactions to what I imagine will be an absolute bloodbath on Game of Stools immediately after the episode ends that will be posted as soon as possible so you can listen to it if you are up late tonight or on the morning commute tomorrow. Subscribe on iTunes or listen on Spotify.

For those that missed it, here is our Battle of Winterfell preview where we discussed who will live, who will die, why is Bran being guarded by a dickless coward, is the Night King flying to King’s Landing to give Cersei the pipe, will we finally see ice spiders the size of hounds, and a bunch of mailbag question. This was probably my favorite episode we have recorded yet, so if you have some time to burn before tonight’s gut-wrenching battle that took 55 fucking days to film, check it out:

h/t to the Stoolie who tweeted this to me but I can’t find the tweet to shout him out